Monkey's Paw

[Just-me]

Granted but you are naked in a bed in IKEA
I wish I had some breakfast!

 

[Ste1972]

Granted I bring you your breakfast in bed the same bed in ikea

I wish life waa less complicated

 

[Just-me]

Gee thanks! Granted you are alone on a desert island with fresh water and lots of coconuts!
I wish I could stay in bed!

 

[Just-me]

Granted I bring you your breakfast in bed the same bed in ikea

I wish life waa less complicated

Oh and no Wi-Fi!

 

[Ste1972]

Gee thanks! Granted you are alone on a desert island with fresh water and lots of coconuts!
I wish I could stay in bed!

Granted but it's my bed

I wish I could go abroad this year

 

[Just-me]

Siberia is all yours!
I wish I was laid on a sunny beach!

 

[Adie]

Granted you are marooned on a desert island by yourself for the rest of your days

I wish we had a new pm.
Whooo, wasting a whish.
I wish I had a better memory

 

[TashO75]

Granted - I'm.new - plus il loan you my brain to help with your memory.

I wish I was happier

 

[BBW1986]

Aww chick, granted all day long - take me with you? No catch. Oh wait

I wish I was a teeny bit taller

 

[Just-me]

New high heels for you!

I wish I had a jam doughnut

 

[TashO75]

Granted il make some fresh jam doughnuts as long as you share.

I wish life was easier

 

[Just-me]

I always share, here’s a helping hand

can I have tea with my doughnuts

 

[Just-me]

I always share, here’s a helping hand

can I have tea with my doughnuts

Sorry the hand emoji didn’t work!

 

[BBW1986]

I always share, here’s a helping hand

can I have tea with my doughnuts

Granted, tea with doughnuts. Must eat whilst doing doughnuts!

I wish I could summon help like Snow White to clean the house today.

 

[Firefly]

granted, all the woodland creatures descend upon your home to dust, sweep wash away all the mess. Now you will just have to figure out a way to get the woodland creatures out.

I wish for fish

 

[Just-me]

Jaws is with you!

I need some relaxing music

 

[Ste1972]

Granted the most awesome chillout play list possible but unfortunately the neighbors have started building an extension

I wish I could have a problem free weekend

 

[Just-me]

You are in a coma for the next two days, enjoy!

I wish I had a new phone!

 

[Deadpan]

Brand-new iPhone pro, it never gets a signal

I wish for peace on earth

 

[Just-me]

You won’t get peace if my new phone don’t work! Eternal damnation lol

I wish for a nice curry!