Monkey's Paw

[Firefly]

bugger...

Thread: granted. you know why ... now you are stuck with trying to figure out how...

I wish I had an inflatable jumping castle

 

[Ste1972]

bugger...

Thread: granted. you know why ... now you are stuck with trying to figure out how...

I wish I had an inflatable jumping castle

Damn was hoping for closure

Thread ...Granted as long as I get a turn

I wish I was thinking straight

 

[Firefly]

Granted. Linear logic is your new specialty. Nobody can understand what you are on about...but somehow your mind is the key to keeping the internet alive.

I wish I had an umbrella.

 

[Walks]

Granted you have a cocktail umbrella but no cocktail

I wish I was somewhere warmer

 

[Firefly]

Granted. You are now in the kitchen, by the oven, which is roasting a turkey...because your former boss is coming for dinner.

I wish I was taking ballet lessons today

 

[Enigma47]

Granted but your usual Adonis partner has been replaced by a 5 foot, 6 stone weakling...watch out for the dropped catches...

I wish I could actually dance proper dances

 

[Walks]

Granted you can do the conga, the birdie dance and the hokey cokey

I wish I had a muscular body

 

[Firefly]

granted. along with the 6-day a week training routine to maintain it.

I wish I had someone to go out for dinner with tonight

 

[Snoopy05]

Granted , but their gorgeous ex is on a date at the table right next to you . (And they still get on .,)

I wish I could get 8 hours sleep tonight .

 

[Firefly]

Granted. I'm pretty sure I got the dose right this time.

I wish I had a great dane

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Granted but he’s a Viking and does what vikings do best
I wish I could have a never ending bottle Chambertin

 

[Enigma47]

Granted. Nothing else allowed of course, so the phrase ‘variety is the spice of life’ goes out of the window
I wish the soaking wet autumn leaves would pick themselves up

 

[Ste1972]

Granted but they've all taken a liking to being in your living room

I wish that I could meet someone special just once

 

[Koala]

Granted. You will meet someone from a dating or sex site. You’ll arrange to meet up in a city spending the weekend together. You will eat, laugh, flirt and fuck.
With an aching cock and a broken heart, you’ll be forever doomed to long for that special someone.

I wish I had a talking parrot.

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Granted except it gossips to all your friends about your naughty behaviour
I wish for a shed load of chocolate

 

[BBW1986]

Granted, although you only risk one tiny piece a week as you have a cocoa allergy.

I wish I could see the truth.

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Granted but find out more than one version thereof
I wish BBW could share my choc and nurse me if I go anaphylactic

 

[BBW1986]

Granted, but with that access I decide to gift the whole lot instead to the food bank.
Prevention is better than the cure

I wish I could gift one person week a little peace.

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Granted but the dove of peace shares his largesse on your clean windows
I wish my alarm was not set for 4:30 tomorrow

 

[Ste1972]

Granted you sleep until lunchtime waking up to find out you've been fired by text

I wish I could get some restful sleep