Monkey's Paw

[Firefly]

Granted...racoons have come to take the runner beans off your hands. And they love them so much they have decided to move into your attic. I hope you don't mind nocturnal neighbours.

I wish I had some runner beans for my stir fry tonight.

 

[singleMBucks]

(oooh... stir fry... that'll use some up, ta!)

Granted... Runner beans sent via Concorde... alas, no Concorde anymore... runner beans on runway, Heathrow :-(

I wish for a futuristic tele-port system... you know, for vegetables and stuff !! ;-)

 

[Firefly]

Granted...one futuristic teleport system good for teleporting carrots and carrot sized things...use at own risk

I wish travel would go back to normal

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... It is hereby declared that all systems of travel will return to normal forthwith... once you leave the train, plane or automobile a latex bubble-suit will be provided to walk (bounce) around in !!

I wish I could find a new film to watch...

 

[Firefly]

Granted...you watch "hotaru no haka" (you can thank me for ruining your day later)

I wish I had a ticket to ride

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... along with every other Beatles track on Spotify i Tunes youtube etc.... on a loop.... with adverts... "Grammerly dot com... you too can write exactly the same as everyone else, yay!"

I wish Firefly could get to where she wants/needs to be...

 

[Firefly]

(Thank you)
Granted… Firefly returns safely to her parents farm… deep in the Canadian wilderness

I wish someone would take me out for dinner on Saturday

 

[Walks]

Granted the man of your dreams arrives to take you out for dinner, you go to McDonald's for a big mac

I wish I had culinary skills

 

[Firefly]

Granted. you now make the meanest grilled cheese this side of the Atlantic.

I wish I could tickle them all.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted, they are both awaiting your feather-light fingertips !! ;-)

I wish I could press this against something smooth and slippery...

 

[Firefly]

Granted, The temperatures continue to drop and the pond freezes over. Oh what's that? It has started to rain...smooth...slippery ice rink...enjoy.
(but also....get over here, NOW)

I wish I had a teleportation door.

 

[Ste1972]

Granted but you can only teleport to one location my bedroom

I wish I could understand the universe

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted,the mysteries of the universe are yours to behold and explore in your mind. Of course, the universe is rather large, you'll be gone a long, long, longlong time... The chat folk miss you...

I wish there was a friendly knock at the door.... ;-)

 

[Flexi12]

Granted. Knock, knock. It's Mr Blobby ready to give you a hug.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Ste1972]

Granted but you can't hear your singing voice except in the shower

I wish I knew why

 

[Flexi12]

Granted. You now know the answer but you still don't know what the question is.

I wish I had sex appeal.

 

[Ste1972]

Granted every male dog you past will not be able to resist humping your leg


I wish I had super powers

 

[Flexi12]

Granted. You are now Iron Man. Right! I've got a huge pile of shirts to iron - get on with it then.

I wish these dogs would get off my bloody legs!

 

[Firefly]

Granted. They are now humping your elderly neighbour's leg.

I wish I had a thimble.

 

[Ste1972]

Granted you now have an abundant supply of thimbles now where did you put the needle


I wish I knew why