Monkey's Paw

[Firefly]

This is a game.
Do you know the story? The lucky monkey's paw will grant your wish, but there is always a catch.

How to play: Make a wish. The next poster will grant your wish and tell you the catch. Then leave a wish for the next person.

 

[Firefly]

To get things started:
I wish I had a hard cock to ride.

 

[Firefly]

Granted, one rock hard syphilitic cock. Ride away

I wish I had a pet dog.

 

[Enigma47]

Granted but it will attack any man that crosses your threshold
I wish I had a girl who as intelligent as she was good at sex (this is quite tricky!)

 

[Firefly]

Granted. One clever girl with more bedroom talent than she knows what to do with. Also...the police with an arrest warrant. Should have wished for a woman.

I wish summer would stay a little longer.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... summer stays, the world cooks, existence becomes difficult, no-one can remember ice cream!

I wish there was a 'Wierd Science' app !

 

[Enigma47]

Granted. But you can only use it with your eyes closed and get whatever it gives

I wish my French mistress was more than my mistress

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... she is now your French pen-pal, and French-English translator also!

I wish mini skirts were compulsory for women!

 

[Firefly]

Granted, the mini skirts are the new in. And to prevent the mass raping of women all over the globe because men can't help themselves, chastity belts and cock cages are too.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... you are transported to UK where it's still Sunday night... it'll be Monday tomorro!! ;-)

I wish there was snacks in the cupboard !

 

[trouble71]

Granted. It's now permanently 15:00 and a wet Wednesday afternoon.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Firefly]

two for one...snacks in the cupboard, done. But the cupboard has been transported 100m into the air. Luckily we can all fly now...sadly as our arms have been replaced with wings, we no longer have hands with which to open the cupboard or crisp packets. (also...no more masturbation )

I wish for another cup of tea.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but the tea is made constantly with used tea bags

I wish I could spend the day as a woman

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... you have terrible PMS... you don't have a nice day.

I wish there was less traffic in the mornings!

 

[Firefly]

Granted. Say hello to my friend, Covid 2.0....like the original...only better!

I wish I had a trampoline.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... it's a very bouncy one... in fact, a little too bouncy... first good bounce and you're...... we don't see you for quite a while!!

I wish my morning tea made itself !

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but when it delivers itself to you it always spills it on your lap

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[Firefly]

Granted...(for 0.88 seconds)

I wish I had a hammer.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... but only Thor can lift it... it stays where it is.

I wish there were more games like this in the forum ! ;-)

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but each time you participate you will receive an increasing dose of electricity

I wish I had my own hareem of woman