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Ste1972

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Orders an award winning lamb madras for you but it was delivered to my house

I wish someone would actually take time to get to know me
 
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No ration on time ste except you fucked up my alarm and got me the sack
I wish my dreams were peaceful and full of firefly and BbW
 
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Granted for you deserve it I’m sure not sure about the rest of the world
I wish for a takeaway I’m more Chinese or Japanese
 

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@Chump Authentic Japanese takeaway from Jiro's sushi. With international shipping it should arrive by Tuesday.

I wish for a Saturday of epic napping
 

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You fall asleep and wake up in time for work Monday morning

I wish for a nice cup of tea and biscuits!
 
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Granted strong army brew two hard boiled sweets and three hard tack biscuits
I wish firefly would share the sushi after a long siesta
 

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The sushi has gone off she forgot to put it in the fridge!

I wish I could cuddle up to someone tonight
 
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Granted but when you wake up your dog is smiling winningly at you as per your other posts
I wish I didn’t want to get noisy
 

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Cuddling up with him would be perfect thank you!

I wish I was a bit more tired lol
 
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Have you tried horizontal jogging it may tire you out but don’t slip a disc
I wish that I don’t have a hangover tomorrow
 

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Only you can decide that, drink more or less?

I wish I could lay in bed a lot longer today
 
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Granted I'll bring you breakfast

I wish I didn't have to move today
 

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A big bowl of Turkish delight for you

I want summer to return
 
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Ste1972

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A big bowl of Turkish delight for you

I want summer to return
Oooh nommy
Summer will return but only in name not the weather I'll pop over to keep you warm

I wish we could treat people as well as we treat animals
 
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