Monkey's Paw

[Adie]

Granted but the dog has to go (whoops)

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[Ste1972]

Granted

But this song will play forevermore wherever you are

I wish I could find a more enjoyable vocation

 

[Just-me]

You are now the new prime minister, good luck!

i wish I could fly

 

[Ste1972]

Granted you now have the wings of an angel to match your body just need to learn to navigate through the sky now

I wish I wasn't hungry right now

 

[Just-me]

A bacon sandwich for you! Raw bacon

i wish I was sleepy

 

[Ste1972]

Lots of sexercise should help

I wish I wasn't so goddamn horny lol

 

[Just-me]

Granted as I push you in the cold swimming pool

i wish I had a cup of tea

 

[VIP]

Granted, it's 8 foot tall and cold

I wish I was outside

 

[Just-me]

Granted in a thong bikini in the cold rain

i wish my tea was a little smaller and hot!

 

[VIP]

Granted it 7 foot and as hot as lava

I wish I didn't have to wear the bikini top!

 

[Just-me]

You need it to hold your moobs

I wish I had a nice cup of tea!

 

[VIP]

Granted, it's on the top of Everest waiting for you

I wish I knew when I'd got moobs

 

[Just-me]

That’s so mean! Now I’m granting you moobs, big moobs too.

I wish I didn’t have to get up today

 

[Ste1972]

Granted but every hour you stay in bed the amount of housework you need to do doubles

I wish I was somewhere warm and sunny with a plentiful supply of food and drink

 

[Just-me]

You are in the middle of a rain forest with no clothes and no mosquito repellent

I wish I had a cuddle

 

[Ste1972]

Granted you get cuddles from a 35 stone gorilla

I wish I was still in bed

 

[Just-me]

I am in bed, your bed is outside in the rain

I wish it was still summer

 

[Koala]

Granted but you're wearing your winter coat
I wish I wasn't going to job monday

 

[Just-me]

Granted you’ve just been sacked

i wish breakfast was here

 

[Stiffernow]

Granted your jellied eels are here

I wish I was younger