Jokes, any will do

[DdyBear]

I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time.

 

[Adie]

 

[SexyScarlett]

 

[Adie]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because...

7, 8, 9.

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Kris1973]

A man is walking in the park and sits on a bench.
On the other end of the bench is a young punk with multicoloured hair.
The man stares at the punk for a while.
After a few minutes the youth says “What the f*ck are you looking at?”
The man replies “A few years ago I f*ck a parrot. I was just seeing if you were my offspring”.

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

A: He didn’t have the stomach for it!

 

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Chokinforit]

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