Jokes, any will do

[Hot4u]

If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke.
If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck.

 

[malepantielover]

 

[sexslave4Girls2use]

1) Someone asked me what the difference was between ignorance and apathy. I said I don't know and I don't care.

2) A guy stopped me in the street tonight and asked "is that the moon up there?". I said "Not sure, I'm a stranger here myself".

 

[Adie]

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

 

[Emeris]

 

[Adie]

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

 

[Hot4u]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!

 

[Hot4u]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

 

[Hot4u]

What’s the square root of 69?

Ate something.

 

[Hot4u]

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?

A glad-he-ate-her.

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

What’s the best way to respond when a girls asks “what’s up”?

“If I tell you, will you sit on it?”

 

[Hot4u]

What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?


One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

[Hot4u]

What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?

Fucking hot!

 

[Hot4u]

What do boobs and toys have in common?


They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Adie]

Have a feeling this wasn't thought through properly.