Jokes, any will do

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[marty780]

I fell off a 30 foot ladder today
Good job i was only on the 2nd rung

 

[MGS1973]

 

[Starbuck]

A Catholic woman went to confession and said to the priest,
"I'm pregnant.
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"
She replied,
"Because I swallowed the first one."

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Just-me]

 

[Just-me]

 

[Paul69s]

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Could be expensive……..

 

[marty780]

Just got home and found my budgie flat out on the floor
Turs out i left the can of lighter fuel on the table and its spilt everywhere and i think he drank some....
I thougjt he was dead but i think he just ran out of petrol

 

[Just-me]

 

[Adie]

 

[Just-me]

 

[Adie]

 

[HornyAS]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]