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If you’re going to walk a mile in my shoes please have clean socks on :)
Walk A Mile In My Shoes, You'll Probably End Up In The Pub
I need a pair like that
You can Definitely tell uk coming out of lockdown, que for confession was out the door:)
Wow didn't you join it.
@Magicminx last time I tried I couldn’t get past the bolts of lightning at the gates;)
Yes guess that figures lol.
FA Cup then going Out Out
Before you get with someone let them use a computer with slow internet then you will see who they really are :) Happy Friday peeps
You sadist! :-)
Wetter than an Otters Pocket ( the weather that is)
@BizarreBabe im all ears :)
To breathe through? ;-)
Nope for you to hold on to lol
Is Feeling Mischievous ;)
All the time ;)
WARNING!!!!!!!! May Contain Nuts
Mamma warned me about women like you, I was hoping she was right;)
Oh she was right now grab the whip.
Just in case no one told you today, good morning, your beautiful, nice butt ;)
Yah to the world x
Turn that Yah into a yeeeha ;)
@BizarreBabe you mean the song right ;) x
It’s Friday Then it’s ....
Shaken not Stirred:)
Yep! Been blasting that today!
Have a great day guys nearly the weekend, and ladies may your Friday be WET without a cloud in sight ;)
Sounds good to us.
Hiho Hiho it’s off to work we go
Marriedsharon50 a gsoh shows intelligence and being able to laugh at your self. Being rude and thinking you’re special is not a good look
No one should be rude to anyoe, but @marriedsharon50 is rather sexy.
Bought some condoms today thought I would treat myself to a posh wank
It's good to see a man, happy to spend on entertaining.
@Newburysub really splashed out this week excuse the pun also got some scuba gear cricket gloves and a family pack of ham ;) x
And I thought some of the guys that I've met, had kinky sex. Is the ham to eat.
As I'm here what's for breakfast.
We were thinking more full English.
You would be full ;)
Mmmmmm hash browns as well.
Lesbian trapped in a mans body;)
Time to break out the apple pie ;) lol
Give it a good bashing..... oh wait you're lesbo.... a good pounding with a fake cock i meant..
Now if you were bi it be better.
Well that’s a load off my mind ;)
Lol. Spring cleaning? Remember... Have fun
Was it done in the nude??
NSA tonight pm me