What made you say f*** today?

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Fun fact: I'm actually allergic. And *still* don't react that badly most of the time. That's brutal.
I'm allergic to ketoprophen, when it interacts with UV radiation to do what it's doing to my arm right now.
I 'm balling
Like curling up into a little ball and crying because I don't know how I'm going to survive the summer with no UV and no alcohol until this stupid the medicine can be fully metabolized and basically my skin replaces itself.

Fuck.
 

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I 'm balling
Like curling up into a little ball and crying because I don't know how I'm going to survive the summer with no UV and no alcohol until this stupid the medicine can be fully metabolized and basically my skin replaces itself.

Fuck.
I definitely understand the no-UV blues. It makes going outdoors a task, when for other people it's just something they do. Puts up another barrier between you and the outside world. And mine is nowhere near as painful as that looks. Had an accident a while ago, and couldn't drink for a couple of months. Most sober I've been in years. Dull.
 

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When I got into my car after work and it had been sitting in the sun all day and everything was to hot to touch. Steering wheel almost gave me 3rd degree burns
Not the best way I can think of for you to get a warm arse
 

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Assholes who won't even let their kids say happy birthday to them. what the fuck is your problem? Why are you even part of this fucking family?

Why do women marry f****** assholes?

/end rant

Fuck, man.
 

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Sticking a screwdriver into my finger what else would you say but fuck
 
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