What made you say f*** today?

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My adorable 46-year-old science teacher friend... I don't know how this woman is a science teacher and at the same time yeah I do. :oops:

" in my 46 years I don't remember ever seeing the northern lights in Southwestern Ontario. Is anyone else freaked out about this...I feel like I'm in an episode of Lost"

You would think science teachers would have a concept of relative the age of say oneself in comparison to Earth, life, the universe, everything...fucksakes this woman is educating the future generations of Canada...and yet probably still believes you cease to exist when you play peekaboo.

I love her...but fuck man.
 

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Waking up at 3 and not being able to get back to sleep was the first one, then as I contemplate about how nice it’ll be to get a good nights sleep tonight but I’m working till around midnight tonight and working tomorrow was the second one.. Then I tried being a bit more positive about it and think well after I finish work tomorrow I have till Tuesday off, it’ll be nice to take it easy or do something spontaneous like take a train to somewhere I haven’t been before with my girlfriend but then I remember I don’t have one so I’ll go the pub and talk shit with the regulars and have a laugh instead.
 

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Waking up at 3 and not being able to get back to sleep was the first one, then as I contemplate about how nice it’ll be to get a good nights sleep tonight but I’m working till around midnight tonight and working tomorrow was the second one.. Then I tried being a bit more positive about it and think well after I finish work tomorrow I have till Tuesday off, it’ll be nice to take it easy or do something spontaneous like take a train to somewhere I haven’t been before with my girlfriend but then I remember I don’t have one so I’ll go the pub and talk shit with the regulars and have a laugh instead.
I got so excited to read that you have a girlfriend....sorry friend
 

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This is like the fourth time I've checked and my teacup is fucking empty again. WHY! Why can't it just have a nice hot cup of tea in it!
Fucksakes.
 

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crosswind on the ride in...and automobile drivers who don't understand "personal space"

That was heartstoppingly close
 
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