What made you say f*** today?

[crank99]

I have heard of pot holes but not cock holes!

It will be months before the council repair it!

A memorial is planned, as far as i know.

 

[Amelia24]

Monday!

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

Having to go back to work today after a week of sunning myself and virtually all day drinking with the occasional joint and line!

 

[crank99]

I thought that was a sandal imprint at first glance... what a naive fool I was.

You are not a naive fool, you are really OK.
The size is overwhelming. It confuses many people.

 

[VicBhouy]

If people think it’s a sandal that must mean it’s a foot long!

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

I’ve got a double fuck for you all

Finding out I’m on time of the month the same day hubby comes home after working away this week & then the huge amount of cum he then shot over my face and tits when he got home

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

Batteries running out

 

[RuralWife54]

Drying myself with a new towel and being left covered in so much fluff I had take another shower to wash it all off.

 

[HappySquid85]

Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?

I made a traffic stop today and inside the vehicle were 8 people where the car was only made to hold 4 so 4 unrestrained people, the driver had no license, registration or car insurance. Then the driver asked me to give him a break.. “Fuck!!!!!!!!”

Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?

 

[Morning_wood24]

Boring persons trying to impress by posting the same five bad and boring pics all over this forum again and again … shut the f**k up

 

[Firefly]

cycling 15km to rugby practice only to learn it had been cancelled...well at least I got in a good ride today.

 

[Stretchit]

cycling 15km to rugby practice only to learn it had been cancelled...well at least I got in a good ride today.

That’s a shame. We can have our own rugby practice except I don’t own a rugby kit so I propose we practice the rugby naked

 

[Stretchit]

Still being alone and unable to find a partner

 

[BestBFeverMaxandGeorgie]

My fiancées mouth!

 

[Firefly]

Still being alone and unable to find a partner

Have you tried the lost and found?

Thread: autumn allergies

 

[Blueballz]

5hr drive to the office, fuck it

 

[Stretchit]

Have you tried the lost and found?

Thread: autumn allergies

I shall have a gander

Wish me luck lovely

 

[Stretchit]

Have you tried the lost and found?

Thread: autumn allergies

Ah haha :’(

 

[Firefly]

Message from the engineer saying his apprentice is coming instead of him.
I don't want to fucking babysit his apprentice

 

[Doll-Lover]

Playing with my blowjob toy, just as I start to cum the auto setting kicked in to overdrive. Full speed sucking, rotation and vibration. Arse left the bed and I’m sure I said fuck a few times lol