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CurvyMelanie88
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Auto correct is a wonderful thing!
What made you say f*** today?
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Ahh yes God bless autocumber
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Imagining how you looked, said fuck that's hot!
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CurvyMelanie88
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What made me say fuck today?
Simply just trying to get up after last nights antics!
Simply just trying to get up after last nights antics!
I have some fluids for you Firefly… although don’t know if they will help with heatstroke - probably make you feel even hotter!
Joking aside, I hope you are okay and if you need someone to cuddle you in bed… I’m your guy - but can’t promise to behave after a bit of cuddling! x
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Amelia24
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Monday !! Do I need to say anymore lol…ok ok add to this two friends have a few days off and of course they have rubbed it in a little hehe 
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No you don't. Bob Geldoff agrees...though he doesn't say fuck in this version. lolMonday !! Do I need to say anymore lol…ok ok add to this two friends have a few days off and of course they have rubbed it in a little hehe
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You've either really overcooked that pizza, or it's an interesting star shot.
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ciaran88
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Yeah, physical jobs, in the heat, with a gammy arm.
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Amelia24
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lol I thought that said granny arm …I was like what’s that lol
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ciaran88
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Old and wrinkled lol
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CurvyMelanie88
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This….. Stinging level is currently fucking hotter than molton lava
You poor thing… is it wrong that I am thinking how good it would be to slide my arms around you and cup your breasts? Is that bad?
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Fuck fuck ouch oo that's not what you want
Ice and whisky! Plus some naked bathing
I always thought that Mel’s was hotter than the sun… she’s definitely more curvy than it and that’s for sure!
I am happy to gently rub after sun lotion all over your body for the next three years if you want?
If I run out of lotion I can easily produce my own cream for you - think about it!