What made you say f*** today?

[Firefly]

The weather.

 

[bigtallguy]

The return of someone you thought had gone

 

[Firefly]

Seeing a new playful shades post...
...only to realise it was a reply and not a photo

Yeah. Me too.

 

[Intrigueme]

Continuing the theme of tube trials.
People crossing and stretching out their feet so the very narrow gangway is blocked. This requires you doing a steeple chase in Olympic record time whilst the ground is swaying side to side in a suit and not running kit. I nearly fell at the first fence. Top tip tuck your legs in and avoid a nasty bruise.

 

[Amelia24]

I’ve done this before and seems I never learn so…..this morning woke up to glorious sunshine so skirt and vest on and off I go to work ….i pull up at work, get out the car and have to dash through rain WTF and it was that take the piss fine rain that doesn’t look like much but somehow makes you wetter than normal rain lol anyway that’s my morning rant ….good morning hehe

 

[JohnM]

I’ve done this before and seems I never learn so…..this morning woke up to glorious sunshine so skirt and vest on and off I go to work ….i pull up at work, get out the car and have to dash through rain WTF and it was that take the piss fine rain that doesn’t look like much but somehow makes you wetter than normal rain lol anyway that’s my morning rant ….good morning hehe

Wet vest to start the day, want to be at your work!

 

[Hedgehog380]

I’ve done this before and seems I never learn so…..this morning woke up to glorious sunshine so skirt and vest on and off I go to work ….i pull up at work, get out the car and have to dash through rain WTF and it was that take the piss fine rain that doesn’t look like much but somehow makes you wetter than normal rain lol anyway that’s my morning rant ….good morning hehe

Poor bastard lol, hope your day gets better

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

I’ve done this before and seems I never learn so…..this morning woke up to glorious sunshine so skirt and vest on and off I go to work ….i pull up at work, get out the car and have to dash through rain WTF and it was that take the piss fine rain that doesn’t look like much but somehow makes you wetter than normal rain lol anyway that’s my morning rant ….good morning hehe

That happened to me once and I was wearing a white vest! Working in a mostly male populated work place, you can imagine how much innuendo went on that day!

 

[Amelia24]

That happened to me once and I was wearing a white vest! Working in a mostly male populated work place, you can imagine how much innuendo went on that day!

Hehe I can just imagine ….my pink vest wasn’t too bad luckily….just my hair had the just out of the shower look

 

[jesterjokeuk]

That happened to me once and I was wearing a white vest! Working in a mostly male populated work place, you can imagine how much innuendo went on that day!

got any jobs going , being in meetings all day today and yesterday and having a bunch of useless twats ask if we did anything to sort out this IT outage!!!

 

[ciaran88]

Well the one thing is seeing someone objectify their own flesh and blood. That was a "fuck" moment. Proper disgusting

 

[Intrigueme]

Just rushing out to business dinner cut my chin shaving . Knocked it putting tie on now dripping blood on it and white shirt. Bog roll now stuck on chin. Hohum or words to that effect. Could start a new thread top tips for removing blood stains.
Better be a rare steak to top up the iron

 

[crank99]

Feel the fresh air outside late at night and then hear the terrible sound of a door thats closed by the wind behind me...

 

[Firefly]

Just rushing out to business dinner cut my chin shaving . Knocked it putting tie on now dripping blood on it and white shirt. Bog roll now stuck on chin. Hohum or words to that effect. Could start a new thread top tips for removing blood stains.
Better be a rare steak to top up the iron

Cold water soak, no detergent, UV blast...might have to take it to a tanning bed if the weather is being British

 

[Firefly]

Alone time.

Fuck yeah

 

[Amelia24]

Soo nothing has made me say fuck today ooh I said fuck oh fuck I said it again fuck I’m useless at this …ok ok this thread made me say fuck today

 

[ciaran88]

I took too many painkillers in a short amount of time because my memory sucks and got absolutely wasted. Ahh fuck

 

[ciaran88]

Listening to ska punk in my bed, I wiggled too hard, fell off and took out a cat in the process who shot me a dirty look.

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

The shot that I got bought while on a night out. Turned out to be Absynthe

Then the puff of my friends gay best mates weed infused vape. Fucking higher than a hippie in a hot air balloon

 

[benny45]

The shot that I got bought while on a night out. Turned out to be Absynthe

Then the puff of my friends gay best mates weed infused vape. Fucking higher than a hippie in a hot air balloon

But your spelling still spot on. So not proper wrecked yet. Lol