What made you say f*** today?

[HannahNew]

being interrupted by a phone call while having some "Me Time"

 

[Ozzzz]

being interrupted by a phone call while having some "Me Time"

That sucks

 

[nOracle]

Tha alarm clock went off!

 

[Firefly]

A cucumber

 

[plodder1]

Just as I spurted on cam watching a bloke wanking. Mmmmmmm, it was more like fuuuucccckkkkk

 

[Firefly]

Oh...every muscle and joint.
Fuck rugby, man.
Why is it so much fun

 

[VicBhouy]

Oh...every muscle and joint.
Fuck rugby, man.
Why is it so much fun

Rugby is a terrible game of anticlimactic brutality - up until my early twenties I played every week of the season… even the scrums were disappointing… big hairy-arsed blokes anonymously grabbing my testicular balls and pinching my arse.

That said, I wouldn’t mind getting into a ruck with you Firefly… wink wink

 

[captainkyle1002]

Having to get out of bed but wanting to wank

 

[Synner_69]

this morning at 4am after I finished inside my wife. Had to wake her up because I was so turned in from a dream

 

[nOracle]

Realising it wasn't Saturday today

 

[HannahNew]

my hangover lol

 

[Firefly]

Receiving a "busy?" message from my favorite engineer... just as I started rubbing tiger balm all over every pain in my Rugby exhausted body...

No I'm not busy but fuck me, I'm not touching myself anytime soon. fucking tiger balm.

 

[JamesBenedetti]

This chav

She also just made me say fuck.

 

[HannahNew]

finding out that my mum has just created an account on here

 

[SiMac]

The stupid person in Aldi taking up the whole feckin isle!!!

 

[JamesBenedetti]

finding out that my mum has just created an account on here

Follow??

 

[VicBhouy]

Receiving a "busy?" message from my favorite engineer... just as I started rubbing tiger balm all over every pain in my Rugby exhausted body...

No I'm not busy but fuck me if I'm touching myself anytime soon. fucking tiger balm.

A lot of folk would pay a lot of money to cover you in tiger balm… and I would pay a lot of money to taste your lip balm on my lips after a passionate snog.

 

[THEOchip]

finding out that my mum has just created an account on here

So.. when’s your sister making one?

 

[fred1011]

A young lady about 20 ish she had a one piece flesh coloured ever so tight that showed all but most of all her boobs I nearly crashed the car

 

[Steve3216]

Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?

My alarm to get up