Granted... you have the resolve of the leader, the physique of the warrior, the mind of the chess player... but all this strength is tiring, you're gonna need a little nap Rip-Van-Winkle... see ya in 20.... ;-)
Granted... a couple of stout lightweight poles and a long string... you are now a kite... whistling through the air, turning, looping, swooping, every stunt in the book... at the end of your string is a 10yr old kite enthusiast... his parents say he won't ever get bored...
I wish for more days of summer... two is a little mean...
Granted we get an Indian summer 4 weeks of glorious sunshine without a cloud in the sky but as soon as that's up we suffer a storm which lasts just as long
Granted... you are blessed with the knowledge that growing old is a state of mind... you stay young at heart despite the aging of the body... you are very popular, especially in nightclubs, and on the beach in your speedo's !!
I wish i could find a hot-sauce that is just right !
Granted you find a hot sauce that is just right, it makes everything nice and spicy and hot going in but it's 1000 times hotter coming out and leaves you with a literal 'Ring of fire'
Granted you are getting the most killer back tickles which takes your mind away from what you were concentrating on, however once they have finished you can't remember what you had been doing
Granted... you are a little bit taller, you are also a baller... you have a girl who looks good, and you'll call her. You have a rabbit in a hat, with a bat, and a six four Impala... but unfortunately you can't sing !
Granted you are now asleep, but like sleeping beauty you must wait for true loves kiss, however you are hidden away so no one comes to give you that kiss
Granted you were asleep when the alarm went off, but the alarm was so quiet you couldn't hear it and you oversleep and miss all the important things you had to do today
Granted you have a 'lady cave' or room of your own, whichever you want to call it, it is filled with all the things you love that will help you relax but you are only able to use it for 5 minutes a day