Jokes, any will do

[IsabelP]

To the guy who invented zero...

Thanks for nothing.

 

[IsabelP]

What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs and will
kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A pool table.

 

[Starbuck]

Woman In A Taxi Lifts her Skirt,Shows Driver her Fanny And Says'Can I Pay With This ?' Driver Looks And Replies 'Fuck Me Love Have You Nothing Smaller?'

 

[Starbuck]

A man and woman are getting divorced. While together he gave her blood. He says I want my blood back. She throws him a tampon and says I'll pay you monthly!

 

[Starbuck]

Renault & Ford are in talks about a joint venture to build a new car.There using the Renault CLIO & Ford TAURUS Called CLITAURUS it comes in pink with fur on the dash

 

[Starbuck]

Explanation of bra cup sizes,,, "A" almost, "B" barely, "c" comfortable, "D" danglers, "E" enormous, "F" fake, "G" Ginormous, "H" Help I've fallen over

 

[Starbuck]

You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realise it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror

 

[Starbuck]

The police are on the lookout for someone who has stabbed 6 people with knitting needles. A police spokesman said that the culprit is following a pattern

 

[Starbuck]

Blonde arrested 4 throwing her boyfriend to his death from the top of Blackpool Tower . . . apparently she misunderstood him when he asked her to "Toss him off"

 

[Starbuck]

There once was a girl called louise, whos pubic hair hung 2 her knees, the crabs gt 2gether and knitted a sweater, so in the winter her flaps didn't freeze...

 

[Mike_51]

 

[Mike_51]

 

[Mike_51]

 

[Starbuck]

What is green and goes red at a flick of a button

A frog in a liquidizer

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]