Jokes, any will do

[Starbuck]

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

 

[Starbuck]

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

 

[Starbuck]

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

 

[Starbuck]

Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery.
Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."

 

[Starbuck]

Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.

 

[Starbuck]

How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell the woman not to wash down there.

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Mae]

What’s the number one cause of dry skin

Towels

 

[Mae]

Why did the semen cross the road?

He put on the wrong sock

 

[Starbuck]

How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner

 

[Starbuck]

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

 

[Starbuck]

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

 

[Starbuck]

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

 

[mrcouple4fun]

What do you call a dog with no tongue….
Smelly balls

 

[Starbuck]

What are lesbians called in the UK?
Crumpet munchers.

 

[Starbuck]

A lesbian’s coffin is made up of how many nails?
None: it’s all tongue and groove

 

[Starbuck]

What is the difference between a regular bar and a lesbian bar?
At a lesbian bar’s last call, everyone tries to find someone to move in with them.

 

[Starbuck]

In a lesbian relationship, who opens the jars?
No one, they eat out

 

[Starbuck]

What do lesbians do when they take retirement?
The first thing they do is stock up the batteries

 

[IsabelP]

"Your underwear is much too tight and
very revealing,” I said to my girlfriend.

She replied, "Wear your own then."