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Jokes, any will do
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A young subaltern arrives at the pearly gates and meets St Michael
I’m only coming in if there are no RSM,s in heaven. St Michael reassures him so in he goes.
He is hardly across the quadrangle when he spies a figure approaching stamping his way forward Sam brown belt gleaming and pace stick under his arm.
I thought you said there were no rsm,s
There aren’t st Michael said that’s God he just thinks he’s an RSM.
I’m only coming in if there are no RSM,s in heaven. St Michael reassures him so in he goes.
He is hardly across the quadrangle when he spies a figure approaching stamping his way forward Sam brown belt gleaming and pace stick under his arm.
I thought you said there were no rsm,s
There aren’t st Michael said that’s God he just thinks he’s an RSM.
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A young woman is standing by her car crying
Ever the gentleman the para in full uniform approaches her and asks what’s the matter?
She says locked my keys in the car.
Don’t fret I’ll soon sort it and rolls his trousers down and rubs them against the door which immediately springs open
How did you do that she exclaims!
Simple they were my khakis.
Ever the gentleman the para in full uniform approaches her and asks what’s the matter?
She says locked my keys in the car.
Don’t fret I’ll soon sort it and rolls his trousers down and rubs them against the door which immediately springs open
How did you do that she exclaims!
Simple they were my khakis.
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Soldier running from camp sees a nun in full habit and says quick it’s an emergency can I hide under your habit I’ll explain later?
Yes the Nun says demurely of course.
Two MP!s approach the nun and say have you seen a squadie come this way to which the nun says no and they run off
The relieved soldier thanks the nun and says you’ve got a great pair of legs btw
The nun says if you had looke higher you’d see I also had a great pair of balls
I didn’t want to do guard duty either.
Yes the Nun says demurely of course.
Two MP!s approach the nun and say have you seen a squadie come this way to which the nun says no and they run off
The relieved soldier thanks the nun and says you’ve got a great pair of legs btw
The nun says if you had looke higher you’d see I also had a great pair of balls
I didn’t want to do guard duty either.
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IsabelP
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I put up a high-voltage electric fence
around my house.
My neighbour is dead against it.
around my house.
My neighbour is dead against it.
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IsabelP
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I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me.
She still isn't talking to me.
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Mae
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So if a Deaf girl masturbates with one hand - does she moan with the other? Asking for a friend
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IsabelP
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I told my girlfriend that I saw a deer on
the way to work this morning.
She asked me: “How did you know it was on its way to work?”
the way to work this morning.
She asked me: “How did you know it was on its way to work?”
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IsabelP
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I can't believe I was arrested for
impersonating a politician.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
impersonating a politician.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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