Jokes, any will do

[Starbuck]

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

 

[Starbuck]

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you
Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

[Starbuck]

A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?

 

[Starbuck]

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."

 

[Starbuck]

hubby asks his wife to console him.........she twats him with the Xbox

 

[Starbuck]

"After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis, You want more sex he askes, No she says, I like looking at your penis, reminds me of the one I used to have"

 

[Starbuck]

what do you call a sheep attached to lampost in wales

a Leisure centre

 

[Starbuck]

Women answers the phone and the pervert breathes, “have you a tight hairy twat”. Woman Says, “Yes , he’s on the sofa , do you want him?

 

[Starbuck]

What should you use alongside the Latin verb 'edo'? The om-nom-inative

 

[Starbuck]

Which Roman poet was seen to be the best investment? Propertius

 

[Starbuck]

What did the Roman man say when someone asked him what it was like to own a wolf that was very unpredictable? Auribus teneo lupum

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[Secretone]

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[Mae]

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

“If we don’t get any support people will think we are nuts”

 

[Mae]

I went to see my doctor last week - she told me I had to stop masturbating- I asked why

I’m trying to examine you

 

[Hornybull]

How do you make a lemon cum


You tickle it’s citirus

 

[Stretchit]

Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.”

 

[Mae]

How do you get a man with one arm out of a tree

Wave

 

[Mae]

I bought some handguns from a T Rex

He was a small arms dealer

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Why can I get to sleep with a light on but never a hard on?