Jokes, any will do

[Mae]

If Prince Andrew is the Earl of Inverness does that make him

The Loch Ness Noncer

 

[Adie]

 

[Mae]

I’m not look forward to the next State funeral. Now we have a King he can only move one square at a time

 

[Adie]

View attachment 120448I’m not look forward to the next State funeral. Now we have a King he can only move one square at a time

Too soon lol

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Too soon lol

Nah, even as a died-in-the-wool Elizabethan Royalist , monarchist, Unionist (and conservative, small c for here), I had to laugh.

Let's not become right charlies.

 

[Firefly]

 

[IsabelP]

My Canadian friend was shocked to find out that his ancestors came from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

 

[IsabelP]

A book just fell on my head.

I only have my shelf to blame.

 

[IsabelP]

The weirdest summer job I have ever
had was cleaning the monkey cages at
our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

 

[IsabelP]

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…

I was shocked.

 

[Deleted member 77355]

A book just fell on my head.

I only have my shelf to blame.

True story
When I was first married at tender age of 22 just before the fa cup coverage started on Grandstand @dicusdiminutivus she asked me to put up a book shelf.
As a very keen new husband wanting to impress I put my beer can down and got rawl plugs and hand drill and set work with wood and brackets.
The community singing began and announced finished just in time as the whistle blew.
Half time my wife said bad news the shelves are down.
I said what was your specification : a book shelf
You have put two books on that shelf so don’t blame me.

 

[Adie]

 

[Deleted member 77355]

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Like Kermit I’m green with envy at your prowess with t internet any good with a bayonet just to really make me feel inadequate

 

[Deleted member 77355]

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You can help me why can’t my like emojis be full on love ones I get no options when I click so you must think I’m a right victor meldrew

 

[Adie]

Like Kermit I’m green with envy at your prowess with t internet any good with a bayonet just to really make me feel inadequate

Can't believe found a meme about bayonets and kermit! Lol

For different likes keep the like icon depressed until the other options open in the pop up.

 

[Ste1972]

 

[Ste1972]

 

[Ste1972]

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Can't believe found a meme about bayonets and kermit! Lol
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For different likes keep the like icon depressed until the other options open in the pop up.

Yeehaw it worked

 

[Ste1972]