What made you say f*** today?

[MilfHunter1996]

Annoying kid at the bus stop, why do kids have to act up when their parent is looking at their phones?

 

[JohnM]

Carrying a full pint of cider back to table. Impossible not to spill it! (So resort to a cheeky slurp)

 

[Tamtammy]

Missionary at mine with a cute fit boy last Friday and he stops to answer his gfs phone call !!!!

 

[CarlHenderson]

Missionary at mine with a cute fit boy last Friday and he stops to answer his gfs phone call !!!!

What a fool, unless he liked the danger and wanted you to keep going as he tried to keep a normal tone speaking to her..

 

[Firefly]

fault lines

 

[Stiffernow]

fault lines

You don’t have any sweetheart

 

[Mae]

Life, the Universe and Everything

AKA - Milkshakes unavailable at McD’s

 

[Stiffernow]

Life, the Universe and Everything

AKA - Milkshakes unavailable at McD’s

They’re always broke in the summer you should use more reputable sources… like mine lol…. As in my icecream from my shop lol

 

[Just-me]

Not receiving enough birthday presents!

 

[Groundwork]

Not receiving enough birthday presents!

Happy birthday xx

 

[Just-me]

Happy birthday xx

Thank you xx (your present hasn’t arrived yet)

 

[NaughtyWife]

My lover licking me to an exquisite orgasm. I said it a lot in a very good way. Then I said it again as he fucked me.

 

[Marl]

My lover licking me to an exquisite orgasm. I said it a lot in a very good way. Then I said it again as he fucked me.

Sounds like a perfectly good reason to say Fuck !!

 

[shambles925]

Not receiving enough birthday presents!

Happy birthday

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Not receiving enough birthday presents!

Some of us grampy types not too good at knowing or predicting what's current, but you only have to ask.

 

[Just-me]

Some of us grampy types not too good at knowing or predicting what's current, but you only have to ask.

I’m only joking lol!

 

[Firefly]

Catching a braid in an open flame.



Guess It was time for a trim.

 

[Liamdubz]

Forgetting to but my mixer with my rum

 

[NickHertford]

My wife doing a little bit of her morning exercise routine totally nude, still unaware that the indoor Ring security cam she thinks is switched off is actually capturing every move… almost got an open cunt shot but just missed it… that definitely made me go ‘fuck!!’

 

[Kris1973]

A 7 figure legal bill (9 including pence), damn lawyers.