What made you say f*** today?

MilfHunter1996

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Annoying kid at the bus stop, why do kids have to act up when their parent is looking at their phones?
 

JohnM

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Carrying a full pint of cider back to table. Impossible not to spill it! (So resort to a cheeky slurp)
 

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Life, the Universe and Everything

AKA - Milkshakes unavailable at McD’s
 

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Life, the Universe and Everything

AKA - Milkshakes unavailable at McD’s
They’re always broke in the summer you should use more reputable sources… like mine lol…. As in my icecream from my shop lol
 

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My wife doing a little bit of her morning exercise routine totally nude, still unaware that the indoor Ring security cam she thinks is switched off is actually capturing every move… almost got an open cunt shot but just missed it… that definitely made me go ‘fuck!!’
 
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