What made you say f*** today?

[NathanHart]

I apologize for laughing.
I hope the project goes better from here on

Don’t apologise. I’m still f’ing cursing

 

[Firefly]

An email from Austria.

 

[Kris1973]

Emergency landing after bird strike taking out one of the engines.

 

[Stretchit]

Dreaming the sexy lady I was sleeping next to was easing her rear onto my hard morning wood while I was still asleep to wake me up, only to wake up and the other half of my bed was empty.

 

[Thermo78]

It's half term...!!!! Aaaaaaagh fuuuuuuuck!! //==///!!!

 

[Chump1]

I forgot about thong Thursday what did I miss?

 

[Kris1973]

Letting the pasta drain for dinner in the sink, as I stir the sauce my wife empties the dogs water bowel over it. . F.u.c.k

 

[SussexGuy47]

Constantly not seeing Any local ladies to Me...
ON here.....

 

[Stretchit]

Waking up alone.

 

[Koala]

Waking up alone.

You're within your rights to yell fuck!
Honestly its really strange for the rest of us that you wake up alone. I've spent the last hour mulling it over (while watching Netflix and eating cookies)

 

[Koala]

Hmm...realising I've just spent an hour glaring in here instead of enjoying the good weather...

 

[Kris1973]

Yet another 6 figure legal bill, should have been a lawyer f...........ck

 

[Blueballz]

When fuckers ban you from a chat site for no reason, obviously not this one

 

[Just-me]

When fuckers ban you from a chat site for no reason, obviously not this one

There’s always a reason lol!

 

[nobby700]

The pharmacy when my medication was not available when they told me to come pick it up

 

[Stretchit]

Drinking four days in a row and you promise you won’t drink today, then good company turns up. Well if I must

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Drinking four days in a row and you promise you won’t drink today, then good company turns up. Well if I must

Sure it's the right thread?, I'd've said 'what the fuck' and got on with it.

Thread: Many, from waking up, to spilling coffee, to timing anew recipe badly, to falling asleep in the programme I wanted to watch, to realising I'm not still in my virile twenties. Oh well, what the fuck.

 

[Stretchit]

Sure it's the right thread?, I'd've said 'what the fuck' and got on with it.

Thread: Many, from waking up, to spilling coffee, to timing anew recipe badly, to falling asleep in the programme I wanted to watch, to realising I'm not still in my virile twenties. Oh well, what the fuck.

Haha, it was just me finishing work then going fuck, here we go again. Back to work each following day this week (including today) and funnily enough I’ve been asked to go to Marlow beer festival today.

 

[Kris1973]

Receiving a call from the restoration specialist who restored a car for me, I let them to show the car at a car show, over night some arse hole has keyed across the bonnet, roof and rear quarter. Fuck

 

[Kris1973]

While i walking my dogs this evening (on my own land) I was yelled at by some Karen that I should have my dangerous animals on a lead, and that the owner gives her permission to call the police if she sees loose dogs. 1st fuck.
At this point I could have ripped in to her as she's not even on the footpath and technically trespassing or played along.
(Wish I filmed it)
I asked her why my dogs were dangerous
(1 cocker spaniel, 1 weimaraner, 1 pointer, 1 dalmatian. All wimps) according to her my weimaraner is a dangerous breed,
2nd Fuck
Next who's the owner, said some one called Charles, not me.
3rd fuck
Better call the police then. Baring in mind there's no phone signal and and she wasn't asked which emergency service she required she managed a 20 second conversation which she gave no details of location name etc and that the police where on there way to shot my dangerous animals, who all were sitting and laying down at my side though out.
4th 5th and 6th fuck.
Using a walkie I called my grounds keeper who was around the corner walking his dogs, she then laid into him about his dogs
(2 collies) When she said she knew the owner his reply was, "sir do you know this lady?" Cool as a cucumber never seen any one deflate so quickly.
1st fuck you.
Asked her to leave the way she came and to use the allocated public right of way.
As she trundled of carrying her unidentifiable dog with no lead we could hear her screaming I'm phoning the police on you.
2nd fuck you.
Still waiting for the call.