What made you say f*** today?

[dicusdiminutivus]

d funnily enough I’ve been asked to go to Marlow beer festival today.

Fuck, If I'd read it earlier I might have joined you: 30 years of Rebellion.

 

[Stretchit]

Fuck, If I'd read it earlier I might have joined you: 30 years of Rebellion.

30 years of rebellion indeed, I’m doing a royal standard cultural beer tour in Oxford again at the end of the month with 12 others feel free to join in. I may be 32 but the others are mostly 60s and 70s.

 

[Firefly]

forest fires

 

[JohnM]

forest fires

Nearby?

 

[Firefly]

Nearby?

Not to me. But family.

 

[Firefly]

Being called out for being a man.

 

[Firefly]

Remembering Im supposed to be meeting a client...right now.
Fuck.

 

[Koala]

Being called out for being a man.

Wait what - aren't we both men - you and I?
Oh bear with that person, whom you have probably rejected somehow. Real men take a rejection with a smile or a nod, - and play their cards right another time.
Let's call the person out for being a girl.

 

[Koala]

My leather handbag has - without consent, had its interior massaged with turquoise nail polish.

 

[JohnM]

My leather handbag has - without consent, had its interior massaged with turquoise nail polish.

Whoops
dies it add any artistic charm to the inner?

 

[Koala]

Whoops
dies it add any artistic charm to the inner?

Yes without a doubt. But I've never been particularly fond of surrealism really.

 

[JohnM]

Drinking four days in a row and you promise you won’t drink today, then good company turns up. Well if I must

That’s a Fuck this, Yes!!

 

[Stretchit]

That’s a Fuck this, Yes!!

It’s a hard life, and it’s easy to say yes when someone goes are you staying for a drink. Good times bud.

 

[JohnM]

It’s a hard life, and it’s easy to say yes when someone goes are you staying for a drink. Good times bud.

You sweat it all out quickly in this weather

 

[Stretchit]

You sweat it all out quickly in this weather

I help run a pub, will definitely treat myself to a beer in this weather

 

[Firefly]

Hilarious, scintillating exciting chat ended abruptly by a dead battery.



And then also realizing my charger is at the office.

 

[Koala]

Hilarious, scintillating exciting chat ended abruptly by a dead battery.



And then also realizing my charger is at the office.

Oh I totally know that feeling lol

 

[Firefly]

Sick friend in need of emergency child care

Remembering why the public swimming pool on a Sunday afternoon is so awesome… hot young dads in swimming trunks and the occasional budgie Smuggler

 

[Firefly]

Okay so did you know that 5-year-old goldfish can completely lose an arm fin and not die and not only that they can then regrow their fin and not only that said goldfish that was originally black but pulled a total Michael Jackson and turned gold are regrowing a fin that is black like their own Original Soul like holy f*** goldfish are so cool.

Also regrowing a fin is some f***** up s*** to watch

 

[JohnM]

Okay so did you know that 5-year-old goldfish can completely lose an arm fin and not die and not only that they can then regrow their fin and not only that said goldfish that was originally black but pulled a total Michael Jackson and turned gold are regrowing a fin that is black like their own Original Soul like holy f*** goldfish are so cool.

Also regrowing a fin is some f***** up s*** to watch

You sure it’s the same goldfish?