Monkey's Paw

[Just-me]

Well yes..

I WISH people wouldn't mix up threads

It wasn’t me this time yay!

I’m your fairy godmother! Making your dreams come true!

I wish it was summer

 

[Walks]

Granted but summer only lasts for one day

I wish I didn't have to pay utilities bills

 

[Just-me]

Granted, but you have no utilities

I wish tomorrow wasn’t Monday

 

[Walks]

Erm.... granted its Wednesday

I wish it was warmer

 

[Just-me]

Granted, It’s 40 in the shade and you are working outside

i wish I could sleep a bit more

 

[Firefly]

Granted. The dog can pee on the rug if he really needs to go.

I wish the laundry was all folded already

 

[Stiffernow]

Granted but the baskets full again

I wish I had to choose between girlfriends

 

[Just-me]

All three look uncannily like your mum, you can’t get that picture out of your head!

I wish I had a little more money

 

[Walks]

Granted you have and extra penny

I wish I wasn't feeling tired

 

[Just-me]

Granted you sleep through the greatest party ever

i wish was a bit fitter

 

[Nibbles]

Granted, you are a bit fatter (damn my typos)

I wish I was still on holiday

 

[Just-me]

You are on a lovely tropical island with nowhere to stay and no money. Oh and the vagrancy police are sending you back home too Iceland.

I wish I had a holiday booked

 

[Firefly]

Booked. All expenses paid resort get-away in exotic southern Turkey. 12th floor.

I wish I had time with my cameras these days.

 

[Just-me]

You have the whole weekend with them, in an empty room, enjoy

i wish I didn’t have to get up!

 

[Koala]

Granted.
You can stay in your bed, sweetie. Both of your legs have just been put in cast, although you only sprained your little toe. Now it's starting to itch!

I wish I had a small handheld vacuum cleaner.

 

[Stiffernow]

Granted along with 30cm of dust on every surface .

I wish I had a motorcycle

 

[Just-me]

Granted, a special one wheeled motorcycle is on its way. Oh and you have lost your sense of balance.

I wish it was holiday time

 

[Walks]

Granted but this year holiday time only lasts one hour

I wish I could sing like David Draiman

 

[Koala]

Granted but every time you sing, you lose more and more of your hearing.

I wish I didn't crave chocolate!

 

[Enigma47]

Granted, you now crave Martian moon dust which is completely out of reach
I wish that I could actually find enough time to finish a book