Monkey's Paw

[Just-me]

You wish has come true! You have the worlds worst cook as your personal chef!


I wish my wishes would come true!

 

[Firefly]

The power to make your wishes come true is in your hands. Use it wisely.

I wish I would get a postcard today.

 

[Just-me]

Your wish comes true, you receive a postcard informing you the your the sole inheritor of millions from some unknown African prince, you just need to send £1000 to confirm everything.

I wish I had a cup of tea

 

[Firefly]

Granted. One lukewarm cup of off brand tea.

I wish for no nightmares

 

[Stretchit]

Granted. You sleep soundly, but unbeknownst to you during the night you sleep walk and open the blinds performing dances with the stereo on. Tonight it will be the YMCA, tomorrow it’ll be Thriller.

I wish I was on an adventure.

 

[Firefly]

Granted. I've left my copy of the Lord of the Rings on the kitchen table. Enjoy your adventure.

I wish I had a babysitter tonight.

 

[Stu83art]

Granted but the babysitter can only sit until 7pm.

Wish I had a date for the weekend.

 

[Stretchit]

Granted. I’ve left a box of pitted Medjools on the doorstep, I’ve eaten all but one. Tasty dates.

I wish I could get the full 8 hours.

 

[GLennUK]

granted, but only sleeping on the floor in the doorway of your local church

I wish i could think of better questions

 

[Stretchit]

Granted. You now have a vast pool of interesting questions, you’re also now a Wookie so there’s a language barrier.

 

[Just-me]

Granted. You now have a vast pool of interesting questions, you’re also now a Wookie so there’s a language barrier.

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And your wish?

 

[Stretchit]

And your wish?

Ah the gif must have cut it out.

I wish I had a partner who’d like to go travelling on the inter rail across Europe.

 

[Just-me]

Granted your partner is Pennywise the clown from IT, good luck lol

I wish it was summer

 

[Stretchit]

Granted your partner is Pennywise the clown from IT, good luck lol

I wish it was summer

Ah, I seemed to have misplaced my tickets..

Summer is granted, but you have to spend every day of it in a cupboard under the stairs and no, owls won’t be popping the mail through the letter box or down the chimney.

I wish everyone has a great weekend.

 

[Just-me]

Granted, they did but you had the worlds worst!

I wish the cold weather would go away and everyday was like a warm summers day!

 

[GLennUK]

Winters gone, its perpetual summer, no clouds, no rain, no rainbows, always a balmy 30C, no change, day or night, ever!

I wish I could fly to the moon

 

[Just-me]

30c is flipping hot that’s not what I asked for!

Granted, you have a one way trip.

i wish I had a nice cup of tea

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Yes army tea with bromide to stop any natural urges
TNP would like a hamper full of Cadbury goodness

 

[Just-me]

Stupid question!

tnp thinks it’s bed time

 

[Walks]

Well yes..

I WISH people wouldn't mix up threads