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An old man is sitting at the bar in a run-down pub, the only customer.
The door bursts open, and this young toughie in workout clothes bounds in.
He looks around, sees the old man, grabs him, thrashes him, and leaves him unconscious on the floor.
The young man looks at the landlord and says, “When that old boy wakes up, tell him that was jiujitsu from Japan.”
A month or so later, the old man is back in the pub with a cast on one arm and a cane by his side.
The door bursts open, the same young man bounds in, and again he proceeds to beat the old man unconscious.
Before he leaves, he turns to the appalled landlord and says, “When that ancient wreck comes to, tell him that was karate from Korea.”
A few months later, the old man is back in the pub, now with a neck brace and crutches.
Sure enough, the door bursts open, the young man bounds in, and the landlord thinks, “I can’t watch this,” and buries his face in his hands.
There are crashes, thuds, howls of pain, crunching sounds, and finally silence.
The landlord looks up and is startled to see the young man on the floor, unconscious, with blood pooling around his head.
The old man, blood spattered, is standing over him with a grinning smile on his lips.
He looks up at the landlord and says, “When that young t…t wakes up, tell him that was a sledgehammer from Screwfix.”
The door bursts open, and this young toughie in workout clothes bounds in.
He looks around, sees the old man, grabs him, thrashes him, and leaves him unconscious on the floor.
The young man looks at the landlord and says, “When that old boy wakes up, tell him that was jiujitsu from Japan.”
A month or so later, the old man is back in the pub with a cast on one arm and a cane by his side.
The door bursts open, the same young man bounds in, and again he proceeds to beat the old man unconscious.
Before he leaves, he turns to the appalled landlord and says, “When that ancient wreck comes to, tell him that was karate from Korea.”
A few months later, the old man is back in the pub, now with a neck brace and crutches.
Sure enough, the door bursts open, the young man bounds in, and the landlord thinks, “I can’t watch this,” and buries his face in his hands.
There are crashes, thuds, howls of pain, crunching sounds, and finally silence.
The landlord looks up and is startled to see the young man on the floor, unconscious, with blood pooling around his head.
The old man, blood spattered, is standing over him with a grinning smile on his lips.
He looks up at the landlord and says, “When that young t…t wakes up, tell him that was a sledgehammer from Screwfix.”
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