Jokes, any will do

[Just-me]

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No idea?

 

[Mae]

No idea?

Have you watched the Mandalorian?

 

[Just-me]

Have you watched the Mandalorian?

Nope

 

[LinusVP]

 

[Digler1984]

You know, I've spent the last two years trying to find my mother-in-laws killer, but no one will do it....

 

[Mae]

 

[Just-me]

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Don't get that?

 

[Simmo19]

Don't get that?

Hes known as t rex arms

 

[Just-me]

Hes known as t rex arms

I’ve never heard that!

 

[Digler1984]

Well it just goes to show... There's two types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

 

[Digler1984]

Well it just goes to show... There's two types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

Three types... fuck it... merry Christmas. Damn

 

[Cazz]

 

[Adie]

 

[UnicornSteps]

I found out that my 84 year old neighbour was all alone for Christmas, so I went round and borrowed his chairs.

 

[UnicornSteps]

My girlfriend bet me £1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car.

You should have see her face when I drove pasta.

 

[Honeybear71]

 

[Honeybear71]

 

[UnicornSteps]

My next door neighbour and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

 

[UnicornSteps]

A speaker is speaking to an audience. In the back are a Englishman, a french man, a spanish man and swedish man.

The speaker asks can you see me in the back? They respond:

Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.

 

[Honeybear71]