Jokes, any will do

[Just-me]

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?


The taste!

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Secretone]

My mate was bragging that he'd had sex in America, France, and Italy.. I said I'd had sex in Iceland but the security guard threw me out

 

[Topdilf]

Who's thd coolest guy in the hospital????

The ultra sound guy

 

[Mae]

I rang my friend and asked her- is the clit in the front or back?

She laughed and said the front - why?

I sighed and replied - in that case I’ve been licking a Hemorrhoid for the last half hour

 

[Adie]

 

[Secretone]

I been exercising regularly for six months now by walking 5 miles every day .....I haven't got a fucking clue where I am now

 

[Just-me]

I was kidnapped by a group of mime artists once. They did unspeakable things to me!

 

[Adie]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

As if that wasn't enough.

 

[Mae]

Why don’t boxers have sex the night before they fight?

They don’t really like each other

 

[Just-me]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

And finally :

 

[Mae]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Secretone]

 

[Mae]

A woman in America attempted to cut off her bf penis but kissed and cut his thigh

She was charged with a missdaweiner