Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[Adie]

 

[Mae]

What do you call a hooker who has her hand in her knickers - self employed

 

[Adie]

 

[Just-me]

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Oh dear, is there are groan emoji?

 

[Mae]

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?

Because you never turn your back on family

 

[Mae]

My neighbor is mad at his girl for sunbathing naked in the back garden - personally I’m in the fence about it

 

[Adie]

 

[GLennUK]

What do you call a flight attemdant with an STI?

An aircraft carrier

 

[GLennUK]

A sheep tied to a lamppost in Wales is apparently called a leisure centre

 

[KatieP]

Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

 

[UnicornSteps]

I just spent £1,000 for a rented limousine and found out it doesnt come with a driver.

Can’t believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

 

[UnicornSteps]

My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.

 

[UnicornSteps]

My girlfriend told me, “Don’t get upset if people call you fat...”

You’re much bigger than that.

 

[UnicornSteps]

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

 

[KatieP]

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year!

 

[shambles925]

 

[BBW1986]

"Did you kiss her?"
"No, but we...."

 

[LinusVP]