Jokes, any will do

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Stiffernow]

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No wonder Americans can’t find their country on a map lol

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Firefly]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[UnicornSteps]

I ordered this book titled: “How to Scam People”.

It’s been three months now - hope it’ll arrive soon!

 

[UnicornSteps]

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

[UnicornSteps]

For Christmas, I bought my girlfriend new beads for her abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

 

[UnicornSteps]

When I found out I’d been cloned I was beside myself.

 

[shambles925]

New for Xmas 22

It’s not the Elf on the Shelf….

….it’s the Kane on a Plane

 

[UnicornSteps]

My girlfriend blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

 

[UnicornSteps]

What do Santa's elves listen to whilst they work?

Wrap music.

 

[UnicornSteps]

To the person who stole my selfie stick.

You need to take a long look at yourself.

 

[UnicornSteps]

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

 

[Just-me]

Unpopular Opinion?
I think this man did a fantastic job.
Doesn’t deserve any of the hate he’s receiving online. Granted, some decisions were questionable, but ultimately he has defied all the odds to become the first blind man ever to
referee at a World Cup.

 

[shambles925]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]