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An old wine taster at a prestigious vineyard passed away. An old badly dressed smelly tramp turned up and applied for the job.
As a blind test the owners female assistant handed him a glass of wine. The tramp sipped it swilled it round his mouth and spat it out. Umm he said definitely a red Pinot noir, eight years old,from the north bank,clay soil and matured in oak casks.
Very impressive said the owner and handed him a glass of still warm wee.
Mmmm replied the tramp. 5 minutes old, definitely blonde woman, age 27 three months pregnant and unless you give me the job I’ll tell your wife who the father is.
As a blind test the owners female assistant handed him a glass of wine. The tramp sipped it swilled it round his mouth and spat it out. Umm he said definitely a red Pinot noir, eight years old,from the north bank,clay soil and matured in oak casks.
Very impressive said the owner and handed him a glass of still warm wee.
Mmmm replied the tramp. 5 minutes old, definitely blonde woman, age 27 three months pregnant and unless you give me the job I’ll tell your wife who the father is.
