Jokes, any will do

[Ste1972]

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Story of my life lmao

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Pardon didn’t quite catch that lol

 

[Adie]

 

[Just-me]

 

[Stretchit]

A man walked into the doctor’s. He said, ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ The doctor said, ‘Well don’t go there any more.’

 

[Stretchit]

So a lorry load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins, I thought, ‘That’s a turtle disaster.

 

[Just-me]

So a lorry load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins, I thought, ‘That’s a turtle disaster.

They need a groan emoji for your jokes lol

 

[Stretchit]

They need a groan emoji for your jokes lol

Ah, I love turtles

 

[Just-me]

Ah, I love turtles

Still need that emoji!

 

[Stretchit]

Still need that emoji!

They might install one, or I’ll find better jokes. :/

 

[Just-me]

Noooooo! We all need a good groan now and again

 

[Stretchit]

Noooooo! We all need a good groan now and again

Yes, we definitely do.

 

[Ste1972]

 

[HornyAS]

Some rude bugger shouted Cunt to me because I got last spot in the car park, I simply replied we are what we eat

 

[Digler1984]

A man walked into the doctor’s. He said, ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ The doctor said, ‘Well don’t go there any more.’

I went to the doctor and said "doctor, it hurts when I do that" he said "well don't do that"

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Blondie goes to the doctors
'Doctor I think I'm dying' (she's still in her early twenties)
Oh, yes, why is that?'
'Well, every part of my body is really painful: if I touch my head I scream in pain; if I touch my legs the same, my back, my breasts, my thighs — everywhere I touch my body is in pain.'
'Right' said the doctor, 'let me examine you: can you show me your hands please? … Ah yes, I do understand your condition and can offer you some hope — you've broken your finger.'

 

[Just-me]

 

[Adie]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]