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Four paras in the plane shot down only one parachute a USA, French Scot and Eng
Pour Francois liberte et fraternitie and jumped out without a chute
Texan shouted for Donald Trump the custodian of freedom (not) and jumped out without a chute
For Scotland,independence and pushed the English man out.
Pour Francois liberte et fraternitie and jumped out without a chute
Texan shouted for Donald Trump the custodian of freedom (not) and jumped out without a chute
For Scotland,independence and pushed the English man out.
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Read again vertically……
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I had to have it explained to me too. Lol
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I am a divvy sometimes!
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The dentist walks in with a large needle to give Mr. Brown a shot of Novocain.
Mr Brown sees the needle and says, “Not a chance, no way!! I hate needles!!!”
The dentist puts down the needle and begins prepping the nitrous oxide.
“Stop! I can’t do gas either, it makes me nauseous.”
The dentist says, well, can you at least take a pill?”
Mr Brown replies, “Yes, that I can do”.
The dentist brings Mr. Brown a blue pill.
“Here, take this Viagra.”
“I had no idea that Viagra works as a painkiller, says Mr. Brown.
The dentist replies, “It doesn’t, but it’ll give you something to grab on to, while I’m yanking out your tooth."
Mr Brown sees the needle and says, “Not a chance, no way!! I hate needles!!!”
The dentist puts down the needle and begins prepping the nitrous oxide.
“Stop! I can’t do gas either, it makes me nauseous.”
The dentist says, well, can you at least take a pill?”
Mr Brown replies, “Yes, that I can do”.
The dentist brings Mr. Brown a blue pill.
“Here, take this Viagra.”
“I had no idea that Viagra works as a painkiller, says Mr. Brown.
The dentist replies, “It doesn’t, but it’ll give you something to grab on to, while I’m yanking out your tooth."
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The ultimate rejection.
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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A man bought his son and iPhone, his Daughter and iPad and his wife an iRon.
When his wife became angry he explained it could be integrated with the iCook and iClean home network.
He realised then that he had triggered the iNag, which cancels the iShag and triggers the iSleeponthesofa wife settings.
When his wife became angry he explained it could be integrated with the iCook and iClean home network.
He realised then that he had triggered the iNag, which cancels the iShag and triggers the iSleeponthesofa wife settings.
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My boss called today and demanded to know where I’d been all week as he hadn’t seen me at work
I told him I’d been in all week but that I now identified as invisible and he couldn’t see me …I’m now TRANSparent and my pronouns are ‘who/where’
I told him I’d been in all week but that I now identified as invisible and he couldn’t see me …I’m now TRANSparent and my pronouns are ‘who/where’