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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Easter eggs left
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Easter eggs left
Jokes, any will do
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Why couldn’t the bunny fly home for Easter?
She didn’t have the hare fare
She didn’t have the hare fare
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Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggstinct
Because they are eggstinct
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Great joke and great childhood reminder.. although don’t remember that episode..
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A woman, getting married for the 4th time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
You can't wear white, you've been married three times already.
Of course I can, I'm a virgin!..Impossible,says the clerk.
Unfortunately not, the bride explained. My first husband was a psychologist. All he did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God I miss him.
You can't wear white, you've been married three times already.
Of course I can, I'm a virgin!..Impossible,says the clerk.
Unfortunately not, the bride explained. My first husband was a psychologist. All he did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God I miss him.
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Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
“Again? Why?"
"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again.
"So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.”
"Why?”
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again.
"Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let’s give it a try."
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
“Again? Why?"
"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again.
"So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.”
"Why?”
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again.
"Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let’s give it a try."
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I don't know what happened here. All I know is that I don't wanna know!
