Jokes, any will do

[Mae]

one from a guys perspective

Why do woman rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning - We don’t have balls to scratch

 

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[Just-me]

 

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[Mae]

Waitress asked me how I found my steak

“I looked next to the chips” I replied

 

[Mae]

Finally I’ve managed to shift my winter fat

Now I have Spring Rolls

 

[Mae]

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore - the ducks keep biting him

He is pure breed

 

[Mae]

If you’re sat on the toilet at 11:59 taking a poo and the clock changes to midnight - same shit different day

 

[Mae]

Husband says to his wife - I bought some Olympic coloured condoms I’m wearing gold tonight

His wife looks at him and replies - trying the silver and see if you come second for a change

 

[UnicornSteps]

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore - the ducks keep biting him

He is pure breed

Bread surely?

 

[Adie]

 

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