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As I looked at my naked body in the
mirror…
I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
mirror…
I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
Jokes, any will do
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A mother is cleaning her teenage son's room when she sees some magazines under his bed ...
... Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.
The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son's bed, and asks, "What's wrong?" And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, "What are those?"
The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.
The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, "What are we gonna do with this boy?"
Her husband replies, "Well, we're not gonna spank him. That's for sure."
... Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.
The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son's bed, and asks, "What's wrong?" And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, "What are those?"
The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.
The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, "What are we gonna do with this boy?"
Her husband replies, "Well, we're not gonna spank him. That's for sure."
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the three women decided to hide in some potatoes sacks, the cops kicks the first one and the brunette says “meow” the thinks it's a cat, he kicks the second bag and the redhead goes “woof woof” the cop think it's a dog he kicks the third bag and the blonde yells “potato”
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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