What made you say f*** today?

[VicBhouy]

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In the middle of the mother fucking haircut...

Are they Bluetooth scissors?

 

[Firefly]

Are they Bluetooth scissors?

No, just well loved well lived well past their sell buy date supermarket scissors I picked up during University that have since traveled the world with me since. The new pair have a lot to live up to. I might actually invest in proper scissors once the emergency scissors crap it.

 

[VicBhouy]

No, just well loved well lived well past their sell buy date supermarket scissors I picked up during University that have since traveled the world with me since. The new pair have a lot to live up to. I might actually invest in proper scissors once the emergency scissors crap it.

If you ever need a pubic trim… I’m your guy - and I hame my own lather!

 

[ciaran88]

Being kicked in the head by a man with clown feet as he attempted to crowd surf.

 

[Intrigueme]

Psychedelic or wtf?

 

[Amelia24]

Being kicked in the head by a man with clown feet as he attempted to crowd surf.

Have quite the image now …..clowns are a bit scary as well lol

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

Waking up this morning to the mother of hangovers and comedowns

 

[Amelia24]

Well seeing the above posters mother of all hangovers ….my fuck moment doesn’t seem so bad now ….a little hangover for me lol

 

[VicBhouy]

A great cure for hangover’s is to lay there and let someone slowly and softly perform oral on you for as long as possible!

 

[ciaran88]

A great cure for hangover’s is to lay there and let someone slowly and softly perform oral on you for as long as possible!

I mean sure that works. If not a game of badminton also works lol

 

[VicBhouy]

I mean sure that works. If not a game of badminton also works lol

Fucking hell… how big is your bed?

 

[ciaran88]

Fucking hell… how big is your bed?

Olympic badminton Court size. Isn't everyone's?

 

[Hedgehog380]

Sliding and getting thwacked on the shin with a cricket ball at high speed. Pain.

 

[Alise]

Waking up at 4am on your day off, because someones car alarm is going off.

 

[Firefly]

Big waves vs sciatic nerve. Holy fuck that hurts. Just want to figure a way to just tuck the nerve back in where it's supposed to be.

 

[Intrigueme]

Waking up at 4am on your day off, because someones car alarm is going off.

Oh sorry but wasn’t that our agreed secret signal to elope.

 

[Alise]

Oh sorry but wasn’t that our agreed secret signal to elope.

Oops. Think I swore at you several times and then tried to go back to sleep. Haha

 

[Intrigueme]

I’ll put a glass of chateau Thames embankment behind the bar at Elvinos as compensation.

 

[Intrigueme]

Big waves vs sciatic nerve. Holy fuck that hurts. Just want to figure a way to just tuck the nerve back in where it's supposed to be.

Sorry to hear that. I checked my medical dictionary and it says light massage or put a pillow between your knees at night. I’m available for pillow or massage duties.

 

[Amelia24]

I went to put some rubbish out and oh look outside in my door lock is my door keys with my car key on ….would have been there a lot of yesterday and all night …..so lucky my car is still there or someone didn’t think it was an invite to come in lol