Jokes, any will do

[IsabelP]

"I used to be a musician on cruise ships"

"P and O?"

"No, guitar".

 

[Mae]

"I used to be a musician on cruise ships"

"P and O?"

"No, guitar".

 

[Mae]

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumciser- he got the sack

 

[Starbuck]

What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin.

 

[Mae]

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon- She’ll let it go let it go

 

[Mae]

I checked into a hotel and asked the receptionist

“I assume the porn in the room is disabled?”

“It’s just regular porn you sick fuck”

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Starbuck]

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?​

Because they make up everything

 

[Mae]

I ok got banned from weight watchers for dropping M&Ms on The floor

Best game of Hungry Hippos I’ve ever seen

 

[Mae]

What do you call a girl who won’t go down on you?

A Taxi

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Mae]

I was winning an argument with my Girlfriend this morning , then for no reason she took off her top and I was speechless- it was a booby trap

 

[Mae]

Why do Vegans not moan during sex?

They don’t want to admit to meat giving them pleasure

 

[Adie]

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Few of my special forces friends and I went to a mystery puzzle escape room. They were not best pleased when we used stun grenades and door frame explosives to leave by other means oops. Bad me

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[IsabelP]

What do you call an apology written in
dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

 

[IsabelP]

Did you hear about the guy who
evaporated?

He'll be mist!

 

[Mae]

I accidentally took my cats meds last night

Dont ask meow

 

[Mae]

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