Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[Odomical]

Three mice in a bar, bragging how tough they are

First mouse says "I'm so tough i can smash mouse traps to bits for fun!" and downs a shot of whisky

Second mouse says "That's nothing, i can smash traps, grind the poison to powder and snort it for fun" and downs a shot of whisky

Third mouse quietly finishes his whisky and says.."Right, I'm off home to get some pussy"

 

[Fee]

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Scottishlass07]

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The satisfaction that cums from reading a good book.....

 

[shambles925]

The satisfaction that cums from reading a good book.....

Do you have any recommendations?

 

[Scottishlass07]

Do you have any recommendations?

I do have one in mind cum flick the pages with me and watch the story unfold....

 

[shambles925]

I do have one in mind cum flick the pages with me and watch the story unfold....

I’m sure it’ll be well worth the read....hope there are no pages stuck together

 

[Scottishlass07]

I’m sure it’ll be well worth the read....hope there are no pages stuck together

Im sure youd be drawn in and captivated from the first few sentences....l can't promise there won't be a few sticky moments....

 

[shambles925]

Im sure youd be drawn in and captivated from the first few sentences....l can't promise there won't be a few sticky moments....

I’m sure there would be a few chapters that would have us wondering the direction the story will unfold. If the book becomes too time consuming I’m sure there will be an audio version cumming along soon....

 

[Scottishlass07]

I’m sure there would be a few chapters that would have us wondering the direction the story will unfold. If the book becomes too time consuming I’m sure there will be an audio version cumming along soon....

And thats what will keep me enthralled, the unknown....as much as l love flicking the pages , listening to dulcet tones narrating a story is so enchanting....

 

[shambles925]

As long as it’s a half decent story

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Wife was upset with me the other night....came home so drunk I thought the roof was the loo,....now I need to wipe the slate clean,....

 

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

Just saw one beezer on here which made me think of this...
Pout like a cats arsehole hen

 

[Bigjugs]

@Adie helllllpppp

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

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Getting home is one thing.
It's the condition you arrive in that counts. Currently seeing seeing double.

Quick Trick: download this picture, send it to your friends, family, work colleague, who ever.
Tell them something amazing will happen if first they place their index finger on the tip of their nose and stare at their finger for a slow count of ten; before looking at this picture again.
Alas Nothing will happen but gives you a good photo opportunity of some one cross eyed with their finger on their nose.
Ha ha.

 

[Adie]