Jokes, any will do
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Bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile,
"You cant bring that in here!" says the Barman "Why not? "replies the Bloke "It does tricks..."
Barman says "Go on then, show me!" the bloke unzips his trousers and puts his dick in the Crocs mouth then proceeds to hit the Croc hard over the head with a wood bat. The croc makes a sucking sound
"See.." says the bloke..."anyone else want to try?"
A little old lady steps up to the bar..
"I'll have a go, but don't hit me as hard as you did the Crocodile"
"You cant bring that in here!" says the Barman "Why not? "replies the Bloke "It does tricks..."
Barman says "Go on then, show me!" the bloke unzips his trousers and puts his dick in the Crocs mouth then proceeds to hit the Croc hard over the head with a wood bat. The croc makes a sucking sound
"See.." says the bloke..."anyone else want to try?"
A little old lady steps up to the bar..
"I'll have a go, but don't hit me as hard as you did the Crocodile"
