What made you say f*** today?

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Tongueincheek

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Firefly said:
3am doorbell.
Deaf 97 year old neighbour trying to convince me the unfamiliar car parked in front of my house "is probably a burglar "

4am chatting with the police officers she called

5am getting pinch punched by a grinning fiend

10pm work project that wants a quick check

12am...Dreamland...I hope.
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Sounds like a beast of a day... Long arse day!!
 
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JessYorks said:
Far too vague...
Where?
By who?
What happened?
Was your cock chopped clean off as punishment?
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At home on another site I frequent. Got caught by the mrs with my iPad and my phone taking pics of my cock against other women’s pics posted by their husband. Punishment, in the dog house for a bit as she thought I had stopped.
 
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JessYorks said:
Wow. "As she thought I had stopped"

What does in the dog house translate to for you?
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Don’t think I could ever stop actually. It’s an addiction, like coming back here to checking the forums.

Doghouse- for me is little to no communication. Sleeping in opposite sides of the bed for a couple of nights.

All good now though, make up sex was great. Back to ignoring it and not taking about it again.
 
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Firefly said:
Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?
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Got return mail from a beautiful girl here, but she didn't come on to me.......Straight......... "Fuck" :(
 
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JessYorks said:
Need more info. I can't spend my life figuring out when / how / why?
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Working on a friends Microlite ,on his smallholding. It was warm, I was hot, shirt was my fave indian cotton one so to keep it clean..it came off. He has goats and the little feckers got out and claimed my shirt got breakfast....bless em
 
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Head on pillow, thinking about sleeping and then...hey, why don't whales get the bends when they dive over a kilo underwater?

Fuck, ruined a perfectly good mermaid dream with science...
 
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Yesterday: No dress, nothing fits.
Today: No speech for hostess.
 
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Sudden feeling of extreme hunger and longing for something I can't quite put my finger on
 
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Sarah1984

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Chatting to someone on here this morning, showing them my knickers and wanting to fuck them!
 
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Chatting with a good friend from another site about what to do with our empty wine bottles hehe
 
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