What made you say f*** today?

[Bullseye57]

When I found out what it's like to have your balls sucked and your prostate caressed at the same time...

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

When I found out what it's like to have your balls sucked and your prostate caressed at the same time...

It's certainly an eye opener.
(you'll never be quite the same again)


Today, I'd been constantly swearing at my slow-loading old laptop while trying to work (productively) from home. Then, at about 2.45, the doorbell rang and it turned out to be some bicycle-clip-wearing, top-of-the-toothepaste using born again Christian who had rocked up, on spec, to 'save me'

 

[YorkshireGent]

Finding a hidden pothole with my bikes front wheel during the downpour today.

 

[Firefly]

Finding a hidden pothole with my bikes front wheel during the downpour today.

Potholes that pretend to be puddles, f*** man.

5am yoga session

 

[Firefly]

A man on a bus a million miles away.

 

[Bullseye57]

First time I went down on a woman...wasn't expecting to like it.

 

[Firefly]

A sharp knife and two fingers.

 

[Prgun03]

Thinking you had the flu ( potentially the dreaded man flu ) to then lose sense of smell and taste , proceeded to do swab test to have a positive result for covid ….. fuck

 

[Firefly]

Thinking you had the flu ( potentially the dreaded man flu ) to then lose sense of smell and taste , proceeded to do swab test to have a positive result for covid ….. fuck

Suck it up

Or at least contract something that would require a visit from the nurse

 

[Prgun03]

Suck it up

Or at least contract something that would require a visit from the nurse

Well if your the nurse I definitely need some bedtime assistance I can’t quite reach my water

 

[Firefly]

The Mind trip that I went on when I started to ask myself, what does pussy taste like when you have covid and can't taste anything?

 

[Bullseye57]

The Mind trip that I went on when I started to ask myself, what does pussy taste like when you have covid and can't taste anything?

The mindtrip I went on being reminded of all the other senses that slowly explode when they come into play......

 

[Bullseye57]

The Wet Wednesday girls...

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Fucking rain at the cricket again!

 

[Honeybear71]

Kneeling down, bending over trying to remove the remains of a soggy and rotten fence post for 4 hrs

 

[Hedgehog380]

Stubbing my toe against the corner of the sofa

 

[MassageHands]

The weather

 

[mousea003]

Getting caught doing cock tribs

 

[YorkshireGent]

Shutting down the wrong window on my work laptop and thinking I'd lost the contents of an email I'd spent 30 minutes crafting. Luckily.. it was still in drafts so all was good.

 

[Firefly]

3am doorbell.
Deaf 97 year old neighbour trying to convince me the unfamiliar car parked in front of my house "is probably a burglar "

4am chatting with the police officers she called

5am getting pinch punched by a grinning fiend

10pm work project that wants a quick check

12am...Dreamland...I hope.