What made you say f*** today?

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Can't believe I've only just found this - a thread full of tales of woe and swearing!

Fuck yeah!!

 

[Just-me]

The 18th repetition of Puff the Magic Dragon as performed on the soprano recorder by a person who's been playing the recorder for a grand total of eight months.

You do say fuck a lot FF lol

 

[Firefly]

A phone call and a fever

 

[Firefly]

The anklet of insect bites I got while camping, that have swollen so badly they're cutting off circulation to my foot and the pins and needles in my toes are what made me say f***

 

[Firefly]

Also a penis picture.

Because it was was a picture of a huge penis and I know for a fact that the man who sent it does not have a huge penis and it's made me doubt every penis picture I've ever received.

 

[IncognitoSCN]

I was walking by my local shop and the woman who has been giving me eyes for the past few months was walking past with the tightest fitting black leggings on with her pussy in clear view.. she caught me looking at her and smiling with a hello I said hello back with my mind screaming fuck me

 

[Ripmo]

Finding out my car needs a new engine..... FUCK.

 

[Firefly]

Finding out my car needs a new engine..... FUCK.

A new engine!?!
That seems extreme.

You should get a bicycle...

 

[Ripmo]

A new engine!?!
That seems extreme.

You should get a bicycle...

Mountain bike is my sport so I already have 3 lol

 

[Firefly]

Mountain bike is my sport so I already have 3 lol

I know.


I only internet stalk you, I promise.

 

[Ripmo]

I know.


I only internet stalk you, I promise.

You can be my stalker any day

 

[sarahcupcake]

I didn't say any swear words today.

 

[Amelia20]

Back to work today and the sun shines ….i told it to fuck off and well it didn’t listen

 

[YorkshireGent]

Having a cracked rib and being caught out by an unsuspected cough.

 

[Mikehock]

Realising I’d woken up alone again after a very erotic dream, and being fully erect with no one to ride me!!

 

[Koala]

Having a cracked rib and being caught out by an unsuspected cough.

Oh no! What have happened to you? I've heard from a family member how unbelievable painful a cracked rib can be.
Hope you/it? will heal soon.
x Mari

 

[YorkshireGent]

It's all good @Koala . For the how? No idea. Healing now xx

Oh and so far nothing has made me say fuck today.

 

[nobby700]

Waiting behind a lady in asda,all her stuff on the belt and then goes off to get one more item she forgot and seemed to take ages

 

[Bullseye57]

Realising how long it is that I've been away from here. C'est last vie.

 

[Firefly]

Waiting behind a lady in asda,all her stuff on the belt and then goes off to get one more item she forgot and seemed to take ages

That made me say fuck