Monkey's Paw

[Just-me]

It’s ok there are plenty more along your route

i wish it wasn’t raining

 

[Walks]

Granted it's not raining but hail stones instead

I wish it wasn't getting so dark in the evenings

 

[Chump1]

Granted the council have just planted a high power street light outside your bedroom on all night
I wish I had a Prosecco gentleman’s savoury afternoon tea on a cake stand

 

[Just-me]

Granted but you left it behind

I wish summer would hurry up and get here!

 

[Firefly]

granted. 42 degree weather will start from Tuesday and last until September...enjoy the rain while it lasts.

I wish I was in Austria.

 

[Just-me]

Where are you then?

Granted you are snowed in a log cabin without any windows!

I wish it was lunch time lol

 

[Firefly]

Granted. Lunchtime. You're beautifully handmade lunch is waiting for you, however you've just got a unbelievably important business call that you have to tend to while staring at your uneaten lunch which will remain uneaten as your 1:00 appointment is going to show up 15 minutes early and precisely 38 seconds after you finish your phone call.

I wish you were available to come skiing this weekend.

 

[Just-me]

So do I! I suppose I could dream about it?


I wish dreams could come true!

 

[Firefly]

Granted. You are now living my last nights dream. You are a mermaid and have to escape from zombie pirates. (pro tip, Captain Morgan is a soft spot) while also attending a class reunion of a much older work colleague, without embarrassing them by being a mermaid...and bringing zombie pirates...

I wish I didnt have to go into a meeting now

 

[Just-me]

Granted, they are all talking about you while you can only look through a window

i wish things would get in the way of fun

 

[Walks]

Granted, they are all talking about you while you can only look through a window

i wish things would get in the way of fun

You wish things WOULD?

 

[Just-me]

You wish things WOULD?

You know I meant wouldn’t!

 

[mr_girth]

Hmmmm, I wish for..... Xxx rate anything gose pic swapping. Never know where it could go!!

 

[Firefly]

granted. ...oh and the places it goes...

i wish I could visit the National Portrait Gallery today

 

[Just-me]

Granted, unfortunately so is everyone else so you have to wait in a queue for hours in the cold and rain, then it closes just as you reach the entrance!

I wish I had a nice cup of tea!

 

[Firefly]

Fuck, that sucks.

Granted, I will make you a cup of tea after we have queued for hours in the cold and rain wihtout even getting to see a single portrait.

I wish it was more than tea.

 

[Just-me]

Granted, come get it lol!

I wish your wish would come true

 

[Walks]

Granted, it's tea and a biscuit but the biscuit falls apart as soon as you dunk it

I wish I was asleep already

 

[Just-me]

Granted but you missed that tv programme you really wanted to see!

I wish for less rain!

 

[Chump1]

Granted the vineyards wilted and died your plonk is now £300 per bottle
I wish I could remember where I left my underpants