Monkey's Paw

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted... George, Bungel and Zippy on every channel, all the time.

I wish to fly in space

Granted woops you didn't ask for a space suit now you're a corpse floating in space

I wish TV shows were better

 

[Firefly]

Granted. Welcome back to 1973. I am sorry to say the Internet is no longer a thing...but at least the TV channel is top quality.

I wish for something yummy.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted here is a worm filled apple

I wish for a better life

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted.. you are a compulsive gambler...

I wish I didn't have to cook tonite...

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you eat raw chicken and get salmonella

I wish that life had a purpose

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... Life does have a purpose... but no-one is telling you what it is !! ;-)

I wish that Mars roving thing would find something really really interesting... I'm talking like, alien level !!

 

[Firefly]

Granted...the Rover has found Marvin the Paranoid Android...seems the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is actually non-fiction...meaning Earth...well...you'll have to read the book to find out what happens there.

I wish I could take holidays inside of books.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you travel into a book bit get stuck inside the book FOREVER lol

I wish that action movies were real life

 

[singleMBucks]

{sigh}
Granted... Action movies become real... notably the car chase scenes... there is chaos, and a whole lotta damage... everyone buys Hummers... there is utter chaos, and phenomenal damage... everyone buys tanks... The End.

I wish for a little light relief ! ;-)

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Congrats you now have a torch

I wish for a bus

 

[Firefly]

Beep beep. Splat....oops.

One bus. Delivered.

I wish my goldfish wasn't so judgmental.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted he's now a giant man eating shark the next time you feed him you lose a hand

I wish that football wasn't all about the poncy haircuts

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... a new world order emerges, where people are actually interested in what happens with the ball on the pitch. It's radical... but the football world may actually embrace it! But poncy haircuts are obligatory !

I wish there had been more work hours today...

 

[Firefly]

Granted, three extra working hours. And also an office fire. (Hope you have your evacuation strategy planned)

I wish to see a beautiful sunset.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... the sun lazily settles below the horizon... colours rush the evening sky... a palette of nature awash before your eyes... you wake up, it's morning. you're late... ;-)

I wish there was more creativity... ;-)

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you have all the creativity in the world all the suddenly jobless artists authors poets and painters mob your house and murder you

I wish that I knew everything

 

[Firefly]

Granted. You know everything. Though you are incapable of understanding it.

I wish dolphins could talk.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you're the only person who listened to the dolphins sing so long and thanks for all the fish

I wish I could understand and talk to animals

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted.. the chatter of the animal kingdom is revealed to your ears... you are disappointed, they all support Millwall, and really have nothing to say!

I wish there was a higher power...

 

[Firefly]

Granted. It is Millwall. Seems you picked the wrong team. Enjoy your eternity in hell.

I wish I could visit my mum.