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I went to the doctor and told him "Dr, everytime I enter a different country, I get very very drunk" he said "dont worry, you're just borderline alcoholic"
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Egyptologists just discovered a new mummy in Egypt but it was covered in nuts and chocolate. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher....
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
”Not yet,” Little Jonny replies.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed off, but he goes to feed the chickens, and then he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
”Hey, how come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? And why don’t I have any milk on my cereal?” Little Johnny asks.
”Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week, either. And, I saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk for a week.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and with a smile, says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
”Not yet,” Little Jonny replies.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed off, but he goes to feed the chickens, and then he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
”Hey, how come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? And why don’t I have any milk on my cereal?” Little Johnny asks.
”Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week, either. And, I saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk for a week.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and with a smile, says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
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