Jokes, any will do

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

I was declined a new blue passport because apparently when filling out the section about sex, saying only at Christmas was not the correct answer.

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

Do Pallbearers only work mournings?

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob after eating a lemon, which was a bitter blow.

 

[LinusVP]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

Recently got locked out of my holiday apartment in Cornwall, but thankfully i got a Newquay

 

[LinusVP]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[JohnM]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Intrigueme]

If it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all

 

[Carollo]

The inventor of autocorrect died the other day, his funfair is being held on a sundial.

 

[Carollo]

When I was little I wanted to be a nun, in fact I still dress up as one. I just can’t get out of the habit

 

[crank99]

My Penis was in the Guinness book of records.
"No way"
Yes, it was.
Until the librarian told me to pull it out.

 

[LinusVP]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[Cazz]

 

[JohnM]

 

[LinusVP]